Mushrooms Could Be Cooked Another Way

lord-kitschener:

“what if the aborted baby could have cured cancer???”

oh my god what if the last egg I bled onto a kotex product could have cured cancer??

oh my god how am I not birthing every possible egg I produce, lest one of those resulting babies be the person who cures cancer/AIDS/creates world peace????

what if that baby could have been a musical artist described by pitchfork as “liberace with a metalcore twist”????

how dare i not be pregnant/birthing all the time always?????

This is actually a good example of why the “what if they might have been a great fill-in-the-blank” tactic is actually a pretty poor argument, reliant on emotions. People have worth, no matter what they turn out as.

i-like-bakerst-now-bakersts-cool:

"Yes. It’s a play! Shut up. It is a play."

angryblackman:

"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"

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Back on the Tube | VLOG #1

confirmance:

i wonder if anyone else in the world has the same password as me

What’s a Raccoon? - Hank Meldrum
This is my own work, so a reblog would mean everything! I’d be glad to take other requests!

What’s a Raccoon? - Hank Meldrum

This is my own work, so a reblog would mean everything! I’d be glad to take other requests!

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